But let's take a closer, more MS Paint enunciated look:
LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS HAPPENING UNTIL LAST NIGHT.
Let me be totally serious in this here sentence: had I known about this shit a week or so earlier, I would literally have dropped eVeRyThInG - including financial frugality AND several other significant prior engagements - to be there on the 15th. You know? You know the Broadways reformed once in 2011 in California for the 15th anniversary of Asian Man Records? They did, and I fucking missed it and was and am sad. I know this sounds like an obnoxious overstatement for comedic value, but I AM CRINGE-INDUCINGLY EARNEST AS OFF WITH THEIR HEADS RIGHT NOW. Think about it: if your FAVORITE BAND EVER - one that embarrassingly-to-admit-honestly changed the course of your life - decided to reform after 13 years of corpsey-ness, and you missed it even though you weren't engaged in anything committal at the time of said reunion, wouldn't you wanna pull your hair out, too? How about if they reformed AFUCKINGGAIN and played even closer to your homestate? Shit is balls.
BUT WAIT.
In fucking Bushwick, NYC. An hour away from my house. I had no idea this was going on, either. My other favorite band ever.
NOOSE?
Y/N?
Okay, that definitely is overstated for comedic value but fuck you.
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